Travels

Here is a highly incomplete account of my journey out east. These are just some of the pictures of things I did and people I met. Since our memories are spotty at best, I continued this trend and I'm not too worried about worrying about it.
I think.

D.C.

smashed between the paper and the protective glass lie another victim to our capitalist system

(?)

Spot the grammatical error at the Smithsonian!
I want my money back











Havin a great time at the National Art Gallery








One reason I wasn't a fan of D.C. was that I had the feeling of constantly being watched...
Albeit fashionably


The capitol building had a beautiful little place with pleasantly flowing water and a "water fountain" that I decided to not drink out of mostly from paranoia, and as I watched the gently-flowing water something caught my eye...


...they were probably being unamerican anyway..

So I then went to the National Zoo

Where I saw an adorable burrowing owl..

a spectacled owl


and a mottled owl (76.8% sure)


And a misspelled Peregrine Falcon


Sabretoothed railfan


and a dude I met on the bus who I spoke to for a bit who told me he played rums for a band called Krimen Kapitalista back in his home of the Phillipines. Had it not for me needing to get off and meet up with someone I would have gladly stayed on the bus to talk to him more. Hello if you're out there!


While hanging out at Pride D.C. I soptted this onlooker





;)


So you know; the state of Maryland does not sell road maps. I checked gas stations, supermarkets, auto supply stores and finally I found a less than mediocre map at a Target but I still managed to get lost. To the left is a something I got from a "Gay former punk rocker living in the closet in D.C.". Hello if you're out there!


Ducking into a gas station before a Gnarly storm hit

gnarly storm


somehow the erupting volcano diddnt seem to lend itself much to my fear and dislike of going to the dentist..

























































this was perhaps flat 4/5 that day. Frustrating would be a minimalization of how I really felt.





A-MAY-ZINGGG


the first of many doughnut icecream sandwiches and the catalyst for Mux-Mool's "tweet it before you eat it" tweet


times square was the epitome of neon shits galore





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BEAUTIFUL




In Harlem, myself and Kool Kid Kreola, whom I met while out there, stumbled upon a table full of bootleg conspiracy theory videos.


teabagging wall-st


found this on the train. I added something to it and passed it on.






this thing was amazing. I would be greatly indebted to whoever can tell me what the heck it is


there was a flower vending machine in Albany. There's a new one..

And lastly, I sat next to Таня Золотарева on the train from New York to Chicago. Check out her stuff. It's awesome.
That's all.